ARHGHHHHHHHH

I AM JUST CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE.
BEYOND HOPES .
NO LONGER HOPE WILL DISAPPEAR.
GOD BLESS ME. NO ONE IS PERFECT



The pastor asked, ''Is there anyone in the congregation who needs prayer for their failings?'' Yes,'' came an answer from a man in a front row. '' I'm a spendthrift. I throw money around recklessly.'' '' Very well,'' said the pastor, '' we will pray for the brother after the collection plate has been passed around.''


Amusing joke?
Wife to doctor-'' My husband dont have sex with me anymore''
Doctor-''Take these pills.Give him 1 a day''
At home she puts 1 pill in his tea and they had sex that night.
Next day she puts 2 pills in his tea and they fucked the whole night. She then puts all the pills in his tea.
A week later the doctor called the wife. A boy answered-''Mom's dead,aunt is in hospital, the maid ran away,my ass hurts,and dad is in the garden..............

chasing my dog......................''




I've a story for u..

1 day, LOVE and FRIEND go out together for a walk.
Suddenly, LOVE fall into a deep river.
WHY?

Because LOVE is BLIND........

Then, FRIEND quickly jump into the river to save LOVE..

WHY??

Because a GOOD FRIEND will always be there for us whenever,
Wherever and whatever we need....

Therefore,FRIEND couldn't find LOVE.
WHY?...

Because LOVE is too gentle,esay to lost when we didn't take care of it..

finally,FRIEND give up and leave the LOVE there..
WHY?

because FRIEND will leave and ignore us if we dont know how to appreciate them....

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